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♥ 19 Notes / Mon Apr 14th, 2014 ≡ reblog
Jay: Did I wake you?
You: Well yeah.
Jay: Oh sorry.
You: Do you need something?
Jay: No, why?
Jay: I can’t sleep.
You: Well hello to you too.
Jay: Make me go to sleep.
You: Okay, go to sleep.
Jay: But I can’ttt.
You: Watch a movie or something.
Jay: Like what?
You: I don’t know. Try Captain America, Batman, Ironman, Spiderman…whatever you want.
Jay: OH. AVENGERS. IMMAH WATCH AVENGERS.
You: Okay, you do that.
Jay: SCARLETT JOHANSON SCARLETT JOHANSON SCARLETT JOHANSON~
Jay: YEE BUDDY IMMAH WATCH SCARLETT JOHANSON SHE’S SO FINE
You: I would smack you if I could.
Jay: You know you love me.
You: Shut up.
Jay: Okay sure. Thanks for the idea babe. Good night then!
Jay: SCARLETT JOHANSON HERE I COME.
Jay: -ELLO? HELLO? Can you see me? Can you hear me? Hello?
You: Hi Jay.
Jay: Oy, it’s working.
You: Yes it is.
Jay: What’s up?
You: I’m wet.
Jay: YOU’RE WHAT
You: I spilled water all over myself, you idiot.
Jay: BWAHAHA YOU GOT ME EXCITED THERE FOR A SECOND GOOD GOD. LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD.
You: You know I wouldn’t want to do things like that here.
Jay: Wha? WHY? Why wouldn’t you- EW.
Jay: I just spit all over my MacBook right now.
-K (aheeee loved answering this so much y’all don’t understand)
p.s: If you don’t get the spitting on MacBook reference, watch Jay here. And yeah, he can be technologically stupid at times (just like me, lol)